15 7 / 2012
I don’t agree with your choice of reading material. And I don’t agree that you are reading something that is conducive to a healthy lifestyle or emotional state but who am I to judge when I am in love with a fictional billionaire with a penchant for dressing up like a giant bat and swinging from rooftops.
Just please, please do us both a favour and don’t ask me if I have read either books and please don’t recommended that I do because I will not allow you to murder literature with your smut. Just remember that every time you and women like you read stupid fiction the Joker eats a fairy.
24 8 / 2011
Me: Do you know why I am single?
Her: Because you’re mean?
Me: No. Because Bruce Wayne doesn’t exist.
Her: Oh right because you’re a freak.