Of love songs and fairytales

Dear women who read Twilight/Fifty shades of gray

I don’t agree with your choice of reading material. And I don’t agree that you are reading something that is conducive to a healthy lifestyle or emotional state but who am I to judge when I am in love with a fictional billionaire with a penchant for dressing up like a giant bat and swinging from rooftops. 

Just please, please do us both a favour and don’t ask me if I have read either books and please don’t recommended that I do because I will not allow you to murder literature with your smut. Just remember that every time you and women like you read stupid fiction the Joker eats a fairy.

Sincerely
Freaked-out